Halloween Horrors - No Reprieve

Stolen 'bell jars' & limericks 

By a naughty backwoods ape

With t*****s that hang till hades

And a c**t that's 8-feet agape

Halloween is 

The sheer terror of the moon

Each night when she undrapes 

 Sasquatch with a hairy patch

Godzillas humping in sextapes

Halloween is 

Endless 'cerebral' buggery

Dismal prospects of escape 

The f*****g Cafe reverberates

With eternal tales of Daddy Rape

Author's Note

This poem has won a Halloween Golden Cup online last year.

Reviews

[JMichael]

Bell Jars? More like Bell Ends. Where is Michael Myers when you really need him on Halloween? Fantastic rhyme here, Marlette. I don't know what Afghanistan cave you have been hiding away in for months, but this poem still shows you haven't lost your flair. Two plastic thumbs up!

[Miss Marlette]

I was practicing my shots. Afghanistan is the perfect place to pack off some of the grisly Godzillas and wannabe Plath plunderers here. Love all that plastic haha. Thanks.

[Matthew Kult]

Ah yes Daddy rape can be a good read. Scary in it's own right. The reality is there are real monsters in this world. I enjoy writing about them.

With love,

Matthew

[Miss Marlette]

Tq Brah. Love you too

[S.zaynab.kamoonpury]

Woah wow an exotic poem on Halloween, darkly fantastic but the last lines give it an even more sinister reality show as i have heard of those things in other countries. Kudos!

Plz do read and comment my newest poem too titled " Dandy randy Tom cat'

[John the Baptist]

Eight feet, you say? If you yell into it, will you hear an echo?

[Miss Marlette]

Hahaha. We're planning to put up a Danger sign at the entrance for any unwitting trekkers. Thanks.

[Anastasia]

This reads just like the cold, dank British weather Haha. I almost shook out my umbrella reading about the dismal prospects of escape. Are we doomed to cerebral rape eternally here? Good question. I need another cup of that England tea pronto!

[ZeppoZealand]

Are you back Marlette? Congratulations on winning the gold cup. A very naughty poem but on spot.

[Rania M]

Godzillas humping in sextapes. Now that'd certainly make the Kardashians blush!

[Sapphus]

Oh my my! Slavia Plath must be rolling in her grave with this lumpy sodden fright stealing her book title! What a miserable an sly piece of s**t! This is really funny Marlette!

[Jaffer]

Oooooaaaaah! Welcome back our Marlette! Poetess of Light. You rock and shock always!