Halloween Horrors - No Reprieve

Halloween Horrors - No Reprieve

A Poem by Miss Marlette

Stolen 'bell jars' & limericks 
By a naughty backwoods ape

With t*****s that hang till hades
And a c**t that's 8-feet agape

Halloween is 
The sheer terror of the moon
Each night when she undrapes 

 Sasquatch with a hairy patch
Godzillas humping in sextapes

Halloween is 
Endless 'cerebral' buggery
Dismal prospects of escape 

The f*****g Cafe reverberates
With eternal tales of Daddy Rape

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
This poem has won a Halloween Golden Cup online last year.

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Bell Jars? More like Bell Ends. Where is Michael Myers when you really need him on Halloween? Fantastic rhyme here, Marlette. I don't know what Afghanistan cave you have been hiding away in for months, but this poem still shows you haven't lost your flair. Two plastic thumbs up!

Posted 3 Years Ago


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Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

I was practicing my shots. Afghanistan is the perfect place to pack off some of the grisly Godzillas.. read more



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Ah yes Daddy rape can be a good read. Scary in it's own right. The reality is there are real monsters in this world. I enjoy writing about them.

With love,

Matthew

Posted 11 Months Ago


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Miss Marlette

11 Months Ago

Tq Brah. Love you too
Woah wow an exotic poem on Halloween, darkly fantastic but the last lines give it an even more sinister reality show as i have heard of those things in other countries. Kudos!

Plz do read and comment my newest poem too titled " Dandy randy Tom cat'



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Bell Jars? More like Bell Ends. Where is Michael Myers when you really need him on Halloween? Fantastic rhyme here, Marlette. I don't know what Afghanistan cave you have been hiding away in for months, but this poem still shows you haven't lost your flair. Two plastic thumbs up!

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

I was practicing my shots. Afghanistan is the perfect place to pack off some of the grisly Godzillas.. read more
Eight feet, you say? If you yell into it, will you hear an echo?

Posted 3 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

Hahaha. We're planning to put up a Danger sign at the entrance for any unwitting trekkers. Thanks.
This reads just like the cold, dank British weather Haha. I almost shook out my umbrella reading about the dismal prospects of escape. Are we doomed to cerebral rape eternally here? Good question. I need another cup of that England tea pronto!

Posted 3 Years Ago


Are you back Marlette? Congratulations on winning the gold cup. A very naughty poem but on spot.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Godzillas humping in sextapes. Now that'd certainly make the Kardashians blush!

Posted 3 Years Ago


Oh my my! Slavia Plath must be rolling in her grave with this lumpy sodden fright stealing her book title! What a miserable an sly piece of s**t! This is really funny Marlette!

Posted 3 Years Ago


Oooooaaaaah! Welcome back our Marlette! Poetess of Light. You rock and shock always!

Posted 3 Years Ago



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