This is Hysterical!

This is Hysterical!

A Poem by Miss Marlette
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Story of a silly little dog.

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You’ll never believe it
ROFLMAO
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Was born with a tragic flaw
A fetish for abuse
By his darling Mom-in-law
SMH, he’s so angelic
Loves being buggered in public
Till he pees his rheumy paws
He offers up his butt
Gets repeatedly kicked
In his sad, wrinkly nuts
By a bad, backwoods broad
With a hairy, lumpy jaw

Chorus
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Has such a friggin’ flaw
Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw
Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

STFU! She often tells him
You f*****g old outlaw
And he soils his knickers
Publicly, cooing in awe
Now, while in her hole 
she hibernates
The spineless ol primate
Messages all her foes
Drooling, in the raw
It’s beyond the silly prick
She may come back quick
With a big, bloody chainsaw
Hacking off his small 
Soft, noodly dick
Screaming her last hurrah

Chorus
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Has such a friggin’ flaw
Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw
Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
An award winning comedy poem. I won intergalactic acclaim for this. All are invited for a read and laugh

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Intergalactic acclaim?? I didn't realise they had Intergalactic Poetry sites open for entrants! You might want to keep that a secret, though. Else a certain prominent award winning fundamentalist will steal your thunder! You are always having fun in your writes and it's admirable that you don't take yourself so seriously. It's something we can learn from your pen. You have a talent for internal rhyme and if you can play a guitar and sing this may make you an intergalactic internet sensation....assuming they have internet in the far reaches of the galaxy, that is. Always bold and witty, Miss Marlette. 💛

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

I love this review. Yes, I rock to my own internal rhythm. As for the award winning fundamentalists... read more



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What a sorry little joker this is hahaha. What's she doing btw. She should come back and hack his privk Pronto. Have a feeling she'll do a good job of it. Howling with laughs.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

He's probably mailing around frantically as per the practice here. It's a clique of whiners taking t.. read more
L f*****g MAO. You made a weeping clowns day. I'm rolling in pain on the floor.

Posted 3 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Years Ago

No worries. A good laugh keeps the grey gremlins at bay.

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