This is Hysterical!A Poem by Miss MarletteStory of a silly little dog.You’ll never believe it ROFLMAO A dog, a relic, hysteric Was born with a tragic flaw A fetish for abuse By his darling Mom-in-law SMH, he’s so angelic Loves being buggered in public Till he pees his rheumy paws He offers up his butt Gets repeatedly kicked In his sad, wrinkly nuts By a bad, backwoods broad With a hairy, lumpy jaw Chorus A dog, a relic, hysteric Has such a friggin’ flaw Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw STFU! She often tells him You f*****g old outlaw And he soils his knickers Publicly, cooing in awe Now, while in her hole she hibernates The spineless ol primate Messages all her foes Drooling, in the raw It’s beyond the silly prick She may come back quick With a big, bloody chainsaw Hacking off his small Soft, noodly dick Screaming her last hurrah Chorus A dog, a relic, hysteric Has such a friggin’ flaw Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw © 2021 Miss MarletteAuthor's Note
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13 Reviews Added on July 9, 2021 Last Updated on July 9, 2021 AuthorMiss MarletteAboutLike for like is my motto. I'm here for fun. Those who have issues with my stuff just don't read it. Lol. Now who's line did I steal? 😅 more..Writing
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