This is Hysterical!

Story of a silly little dog.

You’ll never believe it

ROFLMAO

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Was born with a tragic flaw

A fetish for abuse

By his darling Mom-in-law

SMH, he’s so angelic

Loves being buggered in public

Till he pees his rheumy paws

He offers up his butt

Gets repeatedly kicked

In his sad, wrinkly nuts

By a bad, backwoods broad

With a hairy, lumpy jaw

Chorus

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Has such a friggin’ flaw

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw

Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

STFU! She often tells him

You f*****g old outlaw

And he soils his knickers

Publicly, cooing in awe

Now, while in her hole 

she hibernates

The spineless ol primate

Messages all her foes

Drooling, in the raw

It’s beyond the silly prick

She may come back quick

With a big, bloody chainsaw

Hacking off his small 

Soft, noodly dick

Screaming her last hurrah

Chorus

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Has such a friggin’ flaw

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw

Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

Author's Note

An award winning comedy poem. I won intergalactic acclaim for this. All are invited for a read and laugh

Reviews

[Marina]

Intergalactic acclaim?? I didn't realise they had Intergalactic Poetry sites open for entrants! You might want to keep that a secret, though. Else a certain prominent award winning fundamentalist will steal your thunder! You are always having fun in your writes and it's admirable that you don't take yourself so seriously. It's something we can learn from your pen. You have a talent for internal rhyme and if you can play a guitar and sing this may make you an intergalactic internet sensation....assuming they have internet in the far reaches of the galaxy, that is. Always bold and witty, Miss Marlette. 💛

[Miss Marlette]

I love this review. Yes, I rock to my own internal rhythm. As for the award winning fundamentalists....They'll fall flat at a kindergarten poetry competition, ninja hood and all lol. I just love being hilarious. Thanks Marina dear.

[Fabian G. Franklin]

I really lol'd at this one. Take THAT you leg-humping little b*****d! Hilarious!

[PlayWrite]

wow


this takes a dark turn


i think you were going for a rather dark comedy


its very different and well constructed


i think it rocks


great job with it

[Miss Marlette]

Hey PlayWrite!
'Lmao' is better than 'High Brow', don't you agree?
Thanks 😊

[Umar Aziz]

Good writing. The judiciary and learned judge are working on a decree to wrap up this case. The declaration is expected in the next court session. Stay prepared.

[Miss Marlette]

We need the decree quick Your Honor. An old wrinkly clown with a tragic life and nothing between his racist ears needs a prompt dose of sense. I'm remitting the money online.

[Tania Mo]

I read your comments. Yeah, staying online means you just enjoy. Nothing too heavy on internet.

[Miss Marlette]

Enjoy I do I do. Thanks Mo.

[Miss Marlette]

Marlette you swine! Stop posting multiple review comments on your own page. Only we can do it to inflate our own review count. You don't have that privilege here.

Bingo! Watch me do it!

[Miss Marlette]

Marlette! You M**********r! All your reviewers are you yourself because anyone liking your stuff cannot exist. Unless an entity promotes our retarded efforts, it's a non-entity. Get that? We and only we are entitled to 1000 rave reviews per painful poem. Shakespeare couldn't rival us if he lived today. We're Yeats, Keats, Milton, Kipling and Plath!

Lol. I knew you were all dead. I can smell the rot.

[Miss Marlette]

I hate you Mariette! How dare you boost and promote your own poems instead of some idiot p***y's piss weak poetry?? You f*****g troll and Manipulator. You don’t have the license! How dare you figure in the Cafe Top Charts without the seal of approval of some no-talent nobodies! First learn to exist in cliques! Then try to troll on the sly and play your dirty politics around here!

OH go get off my page if you don't like what I post, useless buttwipes. Shove a rheumy finger up your butt and STFU. I post what I like. Stop finding yourself in my stuff.

[Anastasia]

I almost choked on my porridge, my dear. Someone up for ridicule here? Yes yes, I fear. If I could say the 'f' word so atrocious, I'd say this is f*****g hilarious. And plenty more such and so. Go girl, go go go go go.

[Miss Marlette]

Slow slow slow slow slow slow with such praise lol. I hate getting my butt licked. Hahaha or maybe not 🤔 This place is kinda corrupting me. Hahahahaho.

[MarthaKlokke]

Dogs are usually so faithful love. I was shocked to read about this fuckhead lolol. You write so funny. My son is also very good at writing humor. I inboxes you a link to one of his. Try him sometime. Xoxo

[Miss Marlette]

This isn't the usual sweet faithful canine. This is a human distorted version of dog.