Stupid Cupid

Cover your bottom it's bare
It's not arrows that fall from the air
You are only a babe with a bow
It's not love you make people show
Instead you cause great confusion
even causing lust and delusion
I linger among those you've hit
Their not covered with love but with sh**
I'll hide in the shadows this year
I'll catch you if you wander near
There's no place for narcissistic pricks
Flying round me with sharp pointy sticks!

Author's Note

Not my typical way to write but I wanted to try something a tad different for the little contest, lol.

Reviews

[Undying Glory]

yep this was very nice work, and this sure made me smile. this one was a darn cool take on what we all see Cupid as, i sure loved this. i think you could make this even more hilarious as in some works of art Cupid is shown blindfolded as a testimony to that saying "love is blind". and i must agree, those last two lines were awesome. nice work!

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

this was so funny and amazing I liked it

[Geralyn Miller]

We are a pair, you want to catch cupid, I want to cut his throat, aren't we just a couple of seriously wild women! LOL
I like this, it shows wit and a deep sense of humor; you definitely had fun with this contest.(so did I)

[Poetic Beauty]

I simply love the last two lines in this poem. I couldn't agree more about the retarded demi-god cupid. This made me smile.

[Margaret Marie Hubbard]

Thanks to all of you! I feel so grateful that you like my poem! :)

[Brianna Brie]

Way too cool. I love it! Thanks for the feel good. lol

[Stacey]

How funny!!! Congrats to YOU and I smile knowing we wrote a poem with the same title...LOL!

[HoorayForUnderdog]

Congrats on writing The Funniest Anti-Love poem EVER!

[northern monkey]

Love your sense of humour. Another observational masterpiece, that flows beautifully. Keep it coming.........

[sarah]

This is amazing!!