The Presence of A*s

A while ago, I realised that a lot of words I use in everyday life like class and glass end with an 'a*s'. It made me chuckle and I thought, this could be good material.

The assassins are going for ya, lass

As you are eating bass.

You shall not pass,

If you keep skipping class.

You touched the grass with your a*s,

Which I saw through the glass.

The foundation of this verse is as strong as brass!