RUNAWAY DINNER TABLE

DINNER TABLE A GO GO

FOLLOW THOSE TABLE LEGS

DINNER WILL NOT BE SERVED THIS EVENING

WHY?

THE DINNER TABLE RAN AWAY

BETTER YET, AWOL

SO YOU WONDER WHAT THE REASON FOR?

THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A DUCK AS THE MEAT

THE DINNER TABLE REFUSED, AND FELT IT WOULD RETREAT

THE DUCK NEVER COOKED

IT WAS STOLEN BY AN UNINVITED CROOK

WELL SINCE THERE IS NO SERVING DUCK

THE MEAT, WE MIGHT BE OUT OF LUCK

SO I OFFER A BOLOGNA SANDWICH

THIS IS BECAUSE WE HAD TO SUDDENLY WHICH

THAT IS AS CLOSE TO MEAT AS IT’S GOING TO GET

UNFORTUNATELY THAT IS MY REGRET

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE RESTAURANT RESERVATIONS

SORRY, HAVE NO APPRECIATIONS

DAMN THAT RUNAWAT DINNER TABLE

I SHOULD HAVE CUT OFF THOSE LEGS

NOW WHT WILL I USE AS A DINNER TABLE

I HAVE NO CHOICE, AND IT WILL BE A PLAYING CARDS TABLE

AT LEAST IT IS ABLE, I HOPE?

WELL IF AND WHEN THAT DINNER TABLE RETURNS

WHAT DID I LEARN?

DON’T DEPEND ON ANY DINNER TABLE, IT COULD DISAPPEAR WITHOUT NOTICE

IT COULD BE PAPER PLATES IN EATING IN THE GUEST LAP.