HOW DOES MARY POPPINS KEEP HER UMBRELLA ANGLED?

OVERHEAD SHELTER FROM AIR

I asked the question but may never know

But let’s give it a go

I ask the question again, how does Mary Poppins angle her umbrella?

It seems precise

Maybe Magic is the advice

It seems the winds are always in Mary Poppins favor

But too some of use with ordinary conventional umbrella’s that’s hard to savor

Mary Poppins seems to just glide through the air and her umbrella stays in tact

Actually, could be more than fact

With these so called conventional umbrella’s, people would be lucky if our umbrella’s didn’t turn inside out and became stems of its former self

But Mary Poppins umbrella is not like everybody else

When a breeze comes along, the ordinary conventional umbrellas simply bend

What was an umbrella always comes to an end

They just can’t seem to take the wind

I guess Mary Poppins can 

Magic controls the umbrella on when

But we really don’t know how Mary Poppins umbrella stays straight

However, it’s Mary Poppins story of fate

Yet that is something only Mary Poppins can appreciate

As for us ordinary people can associate

It’s definitely a magical thing

The Mary Poppins name having a bling

She’s like a Queen who masters her own sling.