Writing Techniques

Just trying to be funny and talk about how important schooling is.

Writing Techniques

By Jimmy Glenn

21 April 2017

What is it about writing

When it comes to asyndeton

And everyone is fighting

That it takes place of the polysyndeton

Or maybe it’s the metaphor

That has no home

Maybe anaphora

Its locked in our dome

Our head carries

All we have been taught

And it marries

To everything we have fought

Do you even know how to use antithesis?

No, that’s sad

How about anadiplosis?

Now I’m mad.

Can you at least use alliteration

With a mixture of paradox

Bring in the love with juxtaposition

And end it with the final check of your syntax.

Showing the love with the work

Or the writing of each type

It doesn’t mean you’re a dork

But I can tell you aint ripe.

You need more schooling

Something not many people enjoy

But it’s ok to go, drooling

Would you listen for a chips ahoy?

An incentive to go to school should be needed

Since schooling has it all

You just have to live and eat it

And you will never fall.