The Friendship Prenup Poem

Are we friends or enemies? You decide.

The Friendship Prenup Poem

Even when I am rich,

You can't have my money b***h!

For better or worse,

We are just a curse.

Though not by blood,

Our bond is thicker than mud.

Our cackles and laughter,

Only makes us dafter.

A future together?

Guess we'll never be go-getters.

Stay at home all day,

Forget guys,

They betray.

Hah! Just kidding!

After-all, someone needs to make a living.

We want money and love,

Cuz you know,

We're gold-diggers and stuff.

Sure, we study regressions and all,

But that doesn't mean we'll be better at risk-management,

I mean, come on,

We'll still fall!

People from abroad (like us),

They're supposed to be exotic,

F**k-all!

Wait! We need to mention weight!

Hogging, not snogging,

But that is our fate.

Just too bad for our mates,

They'll be taking whales on dates.

Huh, Family,

Where do we begin?

We ignore them.

We shout at them.

Who says avoiding family is a sin?

So,

This is our life.

Our friendship,

Our strife.

We're going to hell.

Trust us,

We know that fact,

All too well.

But I mean,

Let's be honest.

If you don't join us,

Who will?

Author's Note

*Warning* Contains profane language. Not meant to be rude. Only used for comedic purposes.