The Grown Up Song!!!!!!!

Just trying to loosen up.

Come on, kids!

Right this way!

Into a world 

Of ever-play!

Can’t wait to grow?

We can’t wait, too!

So grab your home

And your mortgage due!

Don’t have the cash

No need to fret

Be a G.I. Joe

On a playing set!

With Uncle Sam

Play never stops

Pop bubble guns!

Lick lemon glocks!

Make Barbie doll

Your trophy wife

And come to live

A seesaw life

Go up and down

In your dream house

Catch cootie bug

From cheating spouse

Then watch her leave 

With half your toys

And you will wish

To be a boy

Who lives with Mom

In his old room

Whose nightlight kept

Away the gloom

Who thought that he

Would not know fun

Until his years

Were twenty-one

Author's Note

I don't know anyone who hasn't said, "I can't wait until I'm grown and out of here."
And neither do I know anyone who hasn't said, "I should have enjoyed childhood while it lasted."

Reviews

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

oh dear goodness and kapow!~ the funnies have never bled ascerbic pain so well~captivated by the almost comic book quality of innocent whimsies slammed down on playdoh yble chock full of bills served with cups of sugar lies from the crafty eyes across the tip tap table top~ queen~so glad~so selfishly thrilled to see you imprints hereabouts~ =)~

[Bloody_Stars]

LOL this is really good. And yea I remember saying I wish i was old enough to move out and maybe i should of enjoyed childhood more....but i guess thats why people have kids ;)