secret recipe

I was Bored okay

im white but crunk quite the hunk i could do a slam dunk off the damn top bunk,

there was one time i snook in the whitehouse to look for a magic book,

i shoulda done it night but nah it was light,

so the secret service got me in there sight,

I ran right up the wall like i was spider man,

got up on the roof with dufflebag in my hand,

I jumped though a window and smashed through the glass,

i even think a shard is stickin out my a*s,

i pull it out start to scream but i shut my mouth,

oh no a sound whip the bag out reached in and grabbed an ounce,

Not weed but somethin to get through this floor

luckly i came equiped with a big ol brick of c4,

I hit the switch and toss the b***h,

and hide behind the door,

I hope it makes a big enough hole,

them i think it will im sure,

Ya shoulda heard it!

The big White House shook,

And i just came from behind the door like f**k,

walk up to the hole looked down and jumped,

When i landed it was dark and kinda scary but when i found the lights and tured um on,

Yesssssss The Presidents Library

Found would i needed it was easyier to escape,

Pretty sure they'll come for me they might of got me on tape,

but its okay im professional dont compare me to a rookie,

And i got what i want,

The recipe To Obamas Mamas Cookies.......