Chapter (28) STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM TEAS.A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMANWIMBLEDON AGAIN.STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM TEAS.
I bin' watchin' tennis, on the tele' all today
I bin' sittin' watchin, as they both come out to play.
I wuz sittin' gettin' bored, when I heard a sort of Bop,
an' I wuz thinkin' it had started then it all came a
stop.
Then one man hit the
ball again, and sent a fast full toss
the other gave a grunt,
then bop, and sent it back across.
Another on a ladder was
shouting rules and regs.
An' a boy would run
across the court on tiny speedy legs.
I wuz goin' to the
kitchen to get myself a beer
when, from the room I
heard, the tele' give a cheer.
Back and forth, the
yellow ball, wuz wizzin' 'cross the court
As two men chased and
hit it, in this battle that they fought.
I've sat an' watched
for ages, been bored out of my brain,
I couldn't sit through
any more it wuz drivin' me insane.
So this wuz tennis
Wimbledon, can't relate to all the fuss.
Switched off the
blummin' tele, went to the pictures on the bus. © 2017 MAD ENGLISHMAN |
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