Chapter (5) Damage controlA Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN Even though I was shaking
as my body was racked in laughter I felt sorry for this poor old Moroccan. Khanchouf remained
standing on his tractor. His head turned several times from side to front and
back again as he tried to take in what had just happened. His mouth opened and closed as his lips
moulded silent words. He looked like a fish in slow motion but with bits of green
plant in his hair. His expression changed the moment he turned his head to the
front and saw Madam Sabran stomping towards him, her stocking feet kicking sand,
her hands waving left and right. A torrent of anger pouring from her lips. Khanchouf
just stood, his mouth stopped moving. I had never seen Madam like this before,
like the rest of the audience I had now stopped laughing and watched in
silence. "Imbecile, imbecile,
imbecile" she screamed as Madam arrived at the tractor. "Decend
imbecile" "Get down you
imbecile" Khanchouf got down and stood forlorn in front of his employer. He stood, shoulders slightly stooped, six feet
of brown overalls with the tiny frame of Madam Sabran before him. Her angry tirade beat in his ears as her
delicate little fists beat his chest with added venom. Khanchouf said nothing.
He had never considered this scenario; he was lost in his thoughts trying to
come to terms with the last few minutes events. Just once he turned his head in my direction,
his expression of disbelief and despair plain in his soft face.
"Eh beng dee donc" "Well I
never." Martines' payesan accent
broke the silence in our little group. "Bieng drole ҫa, non." "Funny
that, eh" It was probably my own instincts for self-preservation
that kicked in and caused me to jump up onto the field. I quickly crossed to
where Sylvianne was standing speechless. I stood directly in front of her and took
both her hands in mine. I folded them up between us. We must have looked like a
pair of praying mantis. "Sylvianne, listen
to me." "Sylvianne" Her pretty eyes looked at me. The sun made
her hair look golden. "Take Madam home
right now, I'll sort this mess out." She started to speak but I cut her
short. "Listen, Sylvianne,
please just take your mother home right now. Send Khanchouf to finish sulphate
spraying the Grenache or something. " Sylvianne nodded her head
just enough to show she had understood. I released her warm soft hands. "Va." "Go". As she moved towards her mother I turned in the direction of my colleagues and motioned with my hand for Dominique to come over to me. Hammed and his brother were already almost out of sight marching swiftly off in the direction of their cottages. Martine had turned away too. Her little dog trotting beside her. The old Spanish hermit had become bored and had left without anyone noticing. Sylvianne reached her
mother and spoke to her. As she took one of her mother's hands, she started to
move her away. I saw her say something to Khanchouf as she pointed towards the
large Dutch barn. Khanchouf said nothing. As he walked steadily
away from the disaster his strong shoulders drooped even more and he didn't
look up or speak. Dominique looked at me and gestured with his hands as if to
say, what now? I had a few ideas so
decided to put them to Dominique. We crouched down together and I explained my
basic ideas for sorting this mess out. Dominique's wife now joined us. Clara
spoke little french and I knew virtually no Portuguese at all. Dominique was
young but quick to pick up on ideas. When Dominique and his wife spoke to each other,
we called them 'the birds'. They spoke very fast and the words came out in a
shrill and lilting stream. He spoke quickly to his wife and she left the field.
"Ou elle va."
"Where's she going?" I asked. "Chercher a manger."
"Getting food." I nodded my satisfaction at this part of the plan. I explained that we would need two shovels, a couple of
rakes and some longish planks of wood. We also had need of a length of VERY
strong chain. I knew that I had seen such a chain in one of the barns at Domain
De L'Esperan owned by Sabatier. I left Dominique in charge of collecting the
other items and I quickly made my way back to the Citroën and drove the few
kilometres to Sabatier's farm. A report of the events had already reached him
and he asked me what had happened. I quickly explained and told him of our
plans for the day. He seemed to approve and
offered to assist in any way that he could. I asked, first of all, for the big
chain and the use of a tractor. I also suggested that he might visit Madam Sabran
to reassure her that we could cope with this situation. I'd been gone for no more
than 40 minutes when I returned with another tractor and the chain. Dominique had wasted no time and already had
the other items assembled by the roadside. The first thing to do was to disconnect the buried tractor from the trailer. This would lessen considerably the resistance when we started to pull the tractor free. The old simple linkage came free quite easily. For over an hour Dominique and I dug long sloping trenches down to all four wheels. The ground was soft but it was a lot of material to move. We laid planks under the wheels and leading up the trenches. We had cleared a lot more soil from under the engine block. We put the pulling tractor at the
end of the field where I could take it forward a few metres. Dominique took the
end of the chain and headed towards the old Fergusson. I could see him starting
to struggle before he got half way. The chain was very heavy. I took up
position mid way between Dominique and my tractor. Together we pulled and
tugged the chain until we had enough to loop around the front linkage pin.
Pleased with our work we had started back to my tractor when Clara reappeared.
She was carrying a large green picnic cool box. We changed direction and
crossed several lines of courgettes to the roadside. Sitting under a tree,
Clara offered each of us a chilled tin of cola. She then produced cheese and
salad baguettes. The sun was relentless. It had to be 30 degrees in the shade
at least. The cold drinks were very well received. To her credit, Clara had
also had the forethought to bring a couple of bottles of cold water. It was
usual for each of us to drink four or 5 litres of water a day whilst working
the fields. Dehydration was a very real probability on hot
days. My doctor had once told me that to
lose 5% of your body fluids would result in 20% of the bodies muscle tissue
shutting down. That explained the days when you could hardly walk back to the
farm after a long hot day. With refreshments finished, Clara started to pack away
whilst Dominique and I returned to the tractors. Dominique knew what to do so I headed to the
edge of the field ready to start the tow. I started my tractor,
chose the lowest gear ratio in the box, turned around and signalled a thumbs up
to Dominique. As I slowly released the clutch, my tractor steadily took the
strain on the chain. I watched Dominique as my tractor groaned slightly and
tried to move forward. He signalled a thumbs up. Very very slowly the two
tractors started to inch forwards. A shout of glee came from Dominique. In just
a few minutes we had the tractor free from the sands. By the time I had jumped
down from my tractor, Dominique was already disconnecting the tow chain from
the front of his. Free from the sand and
without the trailer to slow it down Dominique was able to drive his tractor to
the edge of the field and onto the road. He turned his head in my direction and
without speaking we nodded at each other as he made off towards the large barn.
Job done I thought. While Dominique was putting away the tractor I started to retrieve
the bits of wood. We had made some quite long and fairly deep trenches which
now needed filling in. After putting the
timber under the tree I took a shovel and started to throw the sand back into
the trench. After a long hot 20 minutes
Dominique returned carrying another bottle of cold water. He passed the bottle to me;
I removed the top and took several mouthfuls. Passed the bottle back to Dominique
who also took some refreshing gulps. I smiled. Dominique smiled. I shouted
" Yesssssss". Both our hands met in a strong shake very pleased with
ourselves. I looked at the piles of
soil. Passed my shovel to Dominique, picked up a second and we returned to filling
the trench. "Eh bien"
The two of us worked
steadily until we had replaced all the soil that had been removed. The field
was still a mess. The courgette ridges needed rebuilding, damaged plants had to
be removed, the irrigation pipes needed some serious help and we still had to
get the trailer off the field. © 2017 MAD ENGLISHMANReviews
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