INTOXICATED!

INTOXICATED!

^© Michael Franz Whitby

Intoxicated: Art of simplicity in over drinking!

Intoxicated is the ultimate business of not building happy bellies

Resonate best via vomiting

Intoxicated is the drinking ritual…

…which never goes unpunished

Intoxicated is when all evidence of red flags leaves ones’ visuals…

…knock off the rumours that you are already drunk

Since too much of something named alcohol

Is a sad reunion…

…recipe that sees all previous food in stomach reaching ascending capabilities

Intoxicated is a drinking diet that can change your life

Intoxicated is that drink or two a day

This can keep ones’ liver disease at bay with increased infection risk

Intoxicated is a familiar arena for the well versed drunk…

…public increasingly opposed to rulings’ allowing for any drinking and driving

Intoxicated is feeling that ones’ body can tolerate more alcohol than its possible limits

Intoxicated: Art of simplicity in over drinking!

Intoxicated is the act of laughter

Comedy gets better with booze…

…unable to read the sign before entering:

‘DO NOT ENTER’

Intoxicated is falling down twenty steps

Have both arms broken

Busted lips and feeling no pain

Intoxicated is waking the following day

Without any form of ‘ooh la la’

Intoxicated: Art of simplicity in over drinking!

Intoxicated is seeing the perfect brand in opposite sex

Fueling all of ones’ heart desires

Then vomiting all over said attraction

Intoxicated is the slow rise to instantaneous fall amid lacking self-control chaos

Intoxicated: Art of simplicity in over drinking!

:INTOXICATED…STUDY SHOWS:

BOTH SEXES ARE EQUAL AT MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES

…reversing forward, future is history!

Writtenments…

…seventy-eight of one thousand