Serious Sex

Next on my list... Prudes during sex

 

Now, this doesn’t apply to everyone, obviously, a good passionate night together can be the most beautiful and natural experience that just feels right, especially when you’re with someone that you care about deeply.

I want to give you a scenario which happened to me a few months back. I went out and managed to find myself a lovely lady, she was very pretty but unfortunately I had that feeling that it wouldn’t go further than that night and I’m guessing she did as well, but she wanted to take me home... fair enough, right?

So, we got back to hers and started.... getting into our birthday suits. Anyway, she backed up onto the bed and lay there smiling at me. At this point, I remembered that my mate had given me a present, a glow in the dark condom a few hours earlier, and at that point it was the only form of protection I had. Me thinking it would be a laugh strapped it on and switched off the lights.

So, at this point I’m standing in the Superman pose, hands on hips, head slightly turned to the side and completely naked (except for my cookie monster socks) with a bright green lightsaber ready for battle. At this point she switched on her lamp and looked at me as if I were a child.

Night ruined.

People, especially in situations like these need to relax, there’s too much focus on performance, size (WAY TOO MUCH!) and being a particular person and playing a certain part. Relax, humans are the only species in the world who have sex for recreational purposes, for pleasure and fun (unless you’re trying for a baby in which case the glow in the dark condom wouldn’t be needed).

Have fun with it!

As always, comments and opinions are welcome. :D

Reviews

[LisaDouglass]

haha. omg. people are so stupid and serious at the exact wrong times. that girl sounds dumb. this is terribly funny though.

[Morrigan Nicole]

okay, this just made me laugh my A*S off, very hilarious!!!!! too bad i can't say i could relate to this, buddy, im not sure who can. but i agree with you, with your last paragraph, though i would not have any exprience in these things. i'm with Miss Evans on this one.

great read! it deserves none other than 100/100!

[Miss Evans]

I'm a virgin, plan on staying that way till I'm married. I can't say whether or not that would've killed a moment for me or not. I don't really think the color or luminosity of a condom would really matter... I would be more worried about whether or not the glowing-serum would be bad for my health.

In all honesty though, if it's a fling, I would think it's supposed to be playful. It's a fling, after all, it's just something fun to do. It's not serious. But I suppose everyone has their own feelings about that sort of thing.

[jennifer little]

wonderful job

[Belle]

Ingeniously clever execution!
I think I need more of this kind of reading to break the monotony of nostalgic musing moments.

[Octob3r Star]

good stuff

[Marie]

I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything more calculated to ruin the moment than what you did. Myself I would have been too hysterical with laughter to take intimacy any further though I never did one-night stands anyway.

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Funny!!...Yes, I believe you're right!...it doesn't always have to be seductive and serious...It can be fun and teasing, and that makes it all the more delicious. Nice insight...Thanks for sharing ;)

[Lowesy]

actually felt i needed to share this with the world