I Wiped My A*s on Shakespeare Once

I wiped my a*s on Shakespeare once:
in the absence of guidance
or conscience or prudence
bereft of any toilet paper
the solution appliance
which at the time felt like brilliance
was the re-acquaintance of Hamlet.

In that transient experience
the resemblance of ignorance
and the reverence of indifference
ignoring the previous deviance
was replaced 
with a new found sense 
of future 
toiletry diligence.

Author's Note

All thoughts welcome

Reviews

[Glen Yumang Manese]

Hmm...this quite on the other side of what you've offered...the introduction of this spills it out or should we say spells it out...it the first sentence...the rest of it is history...or in the making...however you look at this...with a point of view...

[SPINNING ON that dizzy ..]

I was drawn to the title - something that makes you smile or laugh needs to be opened - like a gift and read with abandon. This is awesome. What great flow and you just have to read it fast and with flare as it jumps off the paper in the great word choice. I feel entertained and you should take a bow :) Looking forward to reading more. I love humor and gusto - this has both

[Lorriman]

Thanks Spinning On... for reading and your kind words. Im new here, and there's more to come...