I'm on a Goat

Parody of I'm on a boat by the Lonely Island and T-pain... Read this while listening to the song, flows better.

Hornai 

Ah s**t, getchya cameras ready it's about to go down

everybody in the zoo know that I'm a f****n mess

but I'll stay on this mutha f****n goat

I'm riding this, lets go.

 

I'm on a goat

I'm on a goat

everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat.

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

take a good hard look at me on this f*****g goat.

 

I'm on a goat mutha f***a take a pic of me

straight up on this goat for ya'll to see

bustin five nuts, wiener slappin on this goat

you can't stop me mutha f***a cause I'm on a goat.

 

Take a picture quick

I'm on a goat b***h

sippin this nasty s**t cause its so crisp 

I've got my friends here 

and my walkie talkies 

flippin channels 

you better keep your walkie talkies.

 

I'm riding on a lama 

as it spits and s***s

the lamas laughing 

and everybodies all whah!?

but this is real girl

this as real as it gets

I'm on a goat mutha f***a dontchya ever forget.

 

I'm on a goat and

I'm gonna last and

who needs a for wheel drive or a caravan 

I'm the dude in the zoo on a goat named neo.

If you saw the show

then you sure didn't go.

 

SHUT THE F**K UP
THIS GOAT IS REAL!!

 

F**k whales I'm on a goat mutha f***a

F**k stairs I climb goats mutha f***a

I'm on its head with my toys mutha f***a

the goat bout to make a noise mutha f***a.

 

Hey ya'll if you could see me now

on its spine and I dunno how

I'm gonna fly this goat to the moon some how

like me on its head; anything is possible.

 

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a goat 

it's a big ol' comical show

in time man?

look at me.

 

Never thought I'd see the day

when a big goat comin my way

believe me when I say

I want a shirt made.

 

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat.

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

take a good hard look at me on this f****n goat.

 

Hornai 

Hornai

yeah-e-ah Yeah.

 

Author's Note

COMMENT!!! no haters

Reviews

[Emily?]

This is soo funny! Great hahaha i cant stop laughing! Amazing job=)

[Jane Doe]

guessing u like goats kinda odd ZEBRAZ r weayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bettah AND THEN THERE MONKEYS wich over rule all but one THE VAMPIRE (I HATE Twilight it flipping suxx)
luv ya LUV MONKEYS:D
abbie

[Fallacy Pharmacy]

LMAO
Hilarious! Great job XD

[Undying Glory]

hahaha hilarious yet still so great! awesome work man!

[Kayla]

Well i am definitely not a hater!! It's very good!! I love it!! All I could picture was this kid on goat with his middle finger up haha!! Had me smiling the whole time!!

[Katie]

One word: crazy! But i love it! It is so nice to read fun and up beat poems after reading the same love-hate poem all the time. Very creative

[Aimee Mahathy]

LOL
This is great!

[Coyote Poetry]

Wow. I never saw a man ride a goat. Poem flow fast and quick. You create a wild and crazy vision. A excellent poem to start my morning reading.
Coyote

[tamilynnyea;.]

Lmfao f*****g awesome. That's all I have to say.

[Shadow666]

Heh, one of the most unique and interesting things I have read. Very lol