I'm on a Goat

Parody of I'm on a boat by the Lonely Island and T-pain... Read this while listening to the song, flows better.

Hornai 

Ah s**t, getchya cameras ready it's about to go down

everybody in the zoo know that I'm a f****n mess

but I'll stay on this mutha f****n goat

I'm riding this, lets go.

 

I'm on a goat

I'm on a goat

everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat.

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

take a good hard look at me on this f*****g goat.

 

I'm on a goat mutha f***a take a pic of me

straight up on this goat for ya'll to see

bustin five nuts, wiener slappin on this goat

you can't stop me mutha f***a cause I'm on a goat.

 

Take a picture quick

I'm on a goat b***h

sippin this nasty s**t cause its so crisp 

I've got my friends here 

and my walkie talkies 

flippin channels 

you better keep your walkie talkies.

 

I'm riding on a lama 

as it spits and s***s

the lamas laughing 

and everybodies all whah!?

but this is real girl

this as real as it gets

I'm on a goat mutha f***a dontchya ever forget.

 

I'm on a goat and

I'm gonna last and

who needs a for wheel drive or a caravan 

I'm the dude in the zoo on a goat named neo.

If you saw the show

then you sure didn't go.

 

SHUT THE F**K UP
THIS GOAT IS REAL!!

 

F**k whales I'm on a goat mutha f***a

F**k stairs I climb goats mutha f***a

I'm on its head with my toys mutha f***a

the goat bout to make a noise mutha f***a.

 

Hey ya'll if you could see me now

on its spine and I dunno how

I'm gonna fly this goat to the moon some how

like me on its head; anything is possible.

 

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a goat 

it's a big ol' comical show

in time man?

look at me.

 

Never thought I'd see the day

when a big goat comin my way

believe me when I say

I want a shirt made.

 

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat.

I'm on a goat 

I'm on a goat

take a good hard look at me on this f****n goat.

 

Hornai 

Hornai

yeah-e-ah Yeah.

 

Author's Note

COMMENT!!! no haters

Reviews

[Deaths Cold Kiss]

heh heh good write

[Theresa]

Funny and creative. I laughed out loud a few times. Nicely done.

[CircusNerd]

pshhhhhh you so stole this inspiration from i'm on a boat - lonely island =_= haha but i love them

[Surrealstorm]

Absolutely wonderful! very creative! As mentioned before I could see this as a parody on youtube. Great write!

[DELETED]

Haha your writing is always awesome :)

[Lau]

This is hilarious, awesome, and it made me laugh!
Great job!(:

[Bhavya Kaushik]

Lolz.. You made me smile :)
Good!

[*Evelen*]

Lol this was so random which made me love it so much. It was really good. Well done =)

[Anata]

Hilarious!
Very nicely done and well within the rythm.
You could actually make a real parody of it, why not record it and put it on youtube? :)

[mystic soul]

funny...... and quite unusual... I really like this one... Great job...