I'm on a GoatA Poem by LivingDeathParody of I'm on a boat by the Lonely Island and T-pain... Read this while listening to the song, flows better.Hornai Ah s**t, getchya cameras ready it's about to go down everybody in the zoo know that I'm a f****n mess but I'll stay on this mutha f****n goat I'm riding this, lets go.
I'm on a goat I'm on a goat everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat. I'm on a goat I'm on a goat take a good hard look at me on this f*****g goat.
I'm on a goat mutha f***a take a pic of me straight up on this goat for ya'll to see bustin five nuts, wiener slappin on this goat you can't stop me mutha f***a cause I'm on a goat.
Take a picture quick I'm on a goat b***h sippin this nasty s**t cause its so crisp I've got my friends here and my walkie talkies flippin channels you better keep your walkie talkies.
I'm riding on a lama as it spits and s***s the lamas laughing and everybodies all whah!? but this is real girl this as real as it gets I'm on a goat mutha f***a dontchya ever forget.
I'm on a goat and I'm gonna last and who needs a for wheel drive or a caravan I'm the dude in the zoo on a goat named neo. If you saw the show then you sure didn't go.
SHUT THE F**K UP
F**k whales I'm on a goat mutha f***a F**k stairs I climb goats mutha f***a I'm on its head with my toys mutha f***a the goat bout to make a noise mutha f***a.
Hey ya'll if you could see me now on its spine and I dunno how I'm gonna fly this goat to the moon some how like me on its head; anything is possible.
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a goat it's a big ol' comical show in time man? look at me.
Never thought I'd see the day when a big goat comin my way believe me when I say I want a shirt made.
I'm on a goat I'm on a goat everybody look at me on this mutha f****n goat. I'm on a goat I'm on a goat take a good hard look at me on this f****n goat.
Hornai Hornai yeah-e-ah Yeah.
© 2009 LivingDeathAuthor's Note
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23 Reviews Added on December 9, 2009 Last Updated on December 9, 2009 AuthorLivingDeathAbbotsford, British Columbia, CanadaAbout"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not." ~Kurt Cobain. Wasssup guys! I am me, if you want my name, ask me for it. Life in every breath, is my motto. 22 years old, living .. more..Writing
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