Hair today gone tomorrow

A daft poem, full of fun...not a masterpiece but it makes me smile, hope it makes you smile too xxxx

HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW....

I woke up this morning feeling depressed about my hair

I didn't like it looking so dark, I wanted it more fair

I went off to the hairdressers to see what they could do

but by the time they'd finished, they had turned by brown hair blue

I felt unhappy, in fact I felt the colour of my new hair

I told them to change it for being blue drove me to despair

The salons top hairdresser was summoned and he had a long hard think

he messed around for half an hour and turned my blue hair pink

I started to get so angry, I started to cry and bellow

the hairdresser said he'd change it, and he did, but into yellow

"I can't go round like this " I said "how would you like to have a yellow head?"

"Oh calm down dear" he smiled and promptly turned the yellow into red

"For goodness sake" I shouted "can't you get anything right?"

"of-course I can" he moaned and turned by red hair white

My temper was boiling now, I told them I wouldn't pay them a dime

so they said they'd darken it a little, they did, they turned it lime

"I don't want to have Lime hair" I said "it makes me look so mean"

"OK dear" he smiled " how about a nice shade of green"

"Oh for goodness sake " I screamed "you should be given the sack"

"just do me a favour" I sighed "give me my natural colour back"

Reviews

[Beautifully Tragic xPoe..]

Fun read. Great write!