You're No Better

"Some people really think they're better than others."

I'm tired of hearing what your pretty little mouth has to say

Maybe it's because you're such a f****n' twat

If you only knew how pathetic you sound

You've created a life vision which will fall flat

'Cause you've stuck up your nose

And you pity our lives

Maybe we don't know betta'

Cause we weren't apprised

And you think we're so blinkered

While we think you're a knob

All you do is get pissed drunk

And I'll say "Oh I'm sorry, bob"

While you're hating our accent 

And really that ain't no loss

Cause without us you're nothing

We're the boss, applesauce

Nothing makes you as happy

You're too needy, you shite

While all we need is each other

And we'll have a brilliant night

And we wish that you realize

That you're only fooling yourself.