Does it Come in Diet?

Another little idea I had. It's really not meant to be dirty :-P

He invited me to his house for sex

It was delicious

He baked it using passion
And commitment

He had told me he couldn’t bake

I told him I hated sex

The way he made it though
Was better than every other time
I’d ever had it before

After we finished the sex
There was plenty of cuddling
Sprinkled with sweet nothings
That tasted a little undercooked

He said he loved me

I suggested he stick to baking