Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

just something i thought of while watching Harry Potter

Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"

Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it"

Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?"

Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!"

Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class.

Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush"

Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin.

Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs.

Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile.

Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery.

Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!"

Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater.

Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament.

Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin

Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far).

Author's Note

I got bored... lol watcha think?

Reviews

[Moon]

Hahaha ! I love it ! That is totally awesome Rachel !

[Madison-Paige]

THAT IS AWESOME! Totes funny :)

[Phillitup]

yup

[RachelReaper]

:D

[Owlgirl]

xD I loooooooove this!! It made me laugh so hard!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Phillitup]

agreed

[RachelReaper]

thank you for reading, Owl :)

[Owlgirl]

lol it was amazing! :)

[Alexa Tasch]

You're so silly! This made me and my sister laugh so hard! I loved loved loved this!!! :D

[Phillitup]

I heavily agree.

[RachelReaper]

thank you for that :) I wasn't sure if people would actually like it or just think it was stupid, but so far people seem to like it.

[Alexa Tasch]

Trust me, it could be a lot worse. You could be writing fan fictions with original characters like a super fan girl (i've totally done that before:P ) but this was awesome

[I am renee]

awesome

[Phillitup]

this is creative and funny, spur of the moment comedy

[C.C. Marx]

Hysterical you are very creative Rachel lol :)

[:-)]

Haahaaaaa! This is hilarious! The first was was... *dies of lol*

[RachelReaper]

thanks for reading

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No problem :)