Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

just something i thought of while watching Harry Potter

Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"

Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it"

Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?"

Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!"

Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class.

Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush"

Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin.

Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs.

Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile.

Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery.

Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!"

Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater.

Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament.

Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin

Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far).

Author's Note

I got bored... lol watcha think?

Reviews

[Ana Drake]

There a sex ed class in Hogwarts? I'd watch that movie,Lol. But really, it was too funny. I loved it :)

[Miiki]

My favorite was the thundercloud on the forehead xD

[Kurera]

this is what i said: ..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
this is what my brother said (who wasn't looking at the pc: are you stupid?
>shows my brother the pc<
brother: ...
me: are you stupid!? this is AWESOME!
brother: ...

[RachelReaper]

haha, tell your brother ill make him laugh someday

[Kurera]

oh, i will >:D

[Just Some Dreamer]

Lol!!!! This is so hilarious ecspecially the peanut butter and jelly line, and the line about Lupin :D Made me smile

[Felicity's Eve]

Lol boredom can cause great ideas! I was laughing the entire time! Keep up the good work!!! :)

[RachelReaper]

thank you

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Funny

[Pax]

hahahaha...
awesome fun read....
creative fun!

[Hanakuso]

Reason No. 1 should earn you a medal, really.

This is so much fun to read, haha! You made my day!

[Talal Hussain]

Creative :-)

[Imagine Blade]

Totally hilarious! Hahahahahahahaha!
I enjoyed reading this!
I'll definitely share this to my friends!

My fave is number 3. Maybe because I'd probably do the same.

"You mean VOLDEMORT?!"