Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

just something i thought of while watching Harry Potter

Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"

Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it"

Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?"

Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!"

Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class.

Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush"

Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin.

Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs.

Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile.

Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery.

Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!"

Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater.

Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament.

Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin

Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far).

Author's Note

I got bored... lol watcha think?

Reviews

[Castonovia]

Aha, hilarious especially both #1, 2, and 6... Harry Potter fan so loved it ;)

[RachelReaper]

thank you :)

[Castonovia]

No problem :p

[Timeless-Chan]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! I'm crying:') geez I'm such a harry potter freak so this just made my life! AHAH! I think you should write a harry potter fanfic comedy! I'd read it!

[RachelReaper]

thank you :D I might try the fanfic sometime. I'm glad you thought it was funny :) When i posted it, I' wasn't sure how it would go over, but it seems like people liked it.

[Timeless-Chan]

yeah^_^ I like 3, 4, and 9 (just because i'd love to see that in a real book) and you should write from Peevy's point of view >:)

[RachelReaper]

:) I would love to see that

[Timeless-Chan]

right! id be like a spoof harry potterXD

[oxo]

my favorite is reason # 2. hahaha. seducing severus snape. oh my. haha. this is funny. :)

[Shubham's View]

Hahahaha, I'm still clutching my stomach XD
Man! :') Nice write!

[Muhammad Qasim]

hehe .. nice work!

[Anonymous Girl]

LOL!! It was funny!!

[Boy of the red]

hahaha pretty funny

[MOON]

Great one Rachel my friend rolling with laughter!

[RachelReaper]

thankx, Moon LOL

[Amber Tasch]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I loved this alot!