Why I Was Expelled From HogwartsA Poem by RachelReaperjust something i thought of while watching Harry Potter
Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!" Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it" Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?" Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!" Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class. Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush" Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin. Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs. Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile. Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery. Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!" Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater. Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament. Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far). © 2013 RachelReaperAuthor's Note
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Added on November 11, 2012Last Updated on January 19, 2013 AuthorRachelReaperAboutHey!!!!! My name is Rachel, and my unofficial last name is Reaper. I am 14 years old. Blood and kisses to all who review my work, I appreciate it so much and couldn't express to you how much it means .. more..Writing
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