It Definitely Definitely is a Poem, I Think

A Poem by Liamesq

This really is the poem, not just the introduction Still you don't believe me, do you ? I mean...what of it isn't a piece of poetic mastery ? Fine. It'll be done in your standard rhythm Ha ! You wish ! What do you want ? Something like: Roses are red Violets are blue Your family's dead Now I'm coming for you ? A tad gloomy in reality But who says it has to be happy ? Most things aren't... I enjoy this whole writing malarkey The simplicity of fluidity in accounts of dire an-ar-chy See ! A couplet ! We're getting there Time to fit in a rhyme somewhere... I did it again ! Comes to me fluently ! And what else does a poem need ? Perhaps a bit of enjambement ? Or the easy going nature of a ground-shaking hyperbole ? No. Soft, subtle, sweet and song-like sibilances of a somewhat seductive storyline ? An atypical rhyming framework With a bad taste in vocabulary ? One would often rather go home, and be called unimaginative Than stay here and type, and have to pretend he knows what he's doing