F*****g Zombie!!!

F*****g Zombies are everywhere!

And everytime I shoot them,

Guts get in my hair!

Holy s**t my partner just fell.

Is he dead yet?

I guess time will only tell.

But wait now they are eating his head.

Great!

Now he has joined the walking dead.

These little fuckers are brave too.

If you dont run fast,

They WILL eat you.

Here Zombie, Zombie!

It's time to die.

B***h if you had feelings,

I'd make you cry.

The human race will prevail.

Soon those f*****g zombies,

Will be burning in Hell.

 

 

Author's Note

As you can tell....Im still going through my Zombie faze...I have never writen something with so much bad language but i hope it still works:)

Reviews

[Kate Henderson]

Haha I love this. Great read.

[eatmills]

Once in that Zombie Faze hard to get out of it. A friend of mine wrote a song called Zombie Sex if you want a listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH3oGb6cyn8&feature=c4-overview&list=UU654nY5Ci_jYBZ-C9yFMTlQ

Romero used zombies as symbolism from everything from consumerism to class struggle. What do your Zombies mean to you?

Great write.

[Rob Santana]

F****n brutal!!! Love it!!! I feel you have great potential to write some awesome horror...

[Eagle Cruagh]

I have never seen a zombe, never held one on
my lap, never danced with one or told one that
I love you. None of the zombies around here
are very affectionate.
You are "still going through your zombie face" so
I figured you would be my best bet----- Nope, you
are not ghost like in the least, you seem warm and
affectionate, so that lets you out.......still looking
for a zombie.
------ Eagle Cruagh

[Krista Weiss]

Haha wow! :P Great story!!

[The Girl That Let You G..]

Goddamn amazing!

[Simon Welsh]

F*****g Hell, this is good! ;)

[Dandelion]

Darling, this is amazing.

[Silas]

This made my day.

[Keith LaFountaine]

There's something both funny and very serious in this and I love it. It's like a cross of The Walking Dead and Zombieland. There's also a quick rhythm to it, making it more fun to read. Great work!