Mr.Leslie Philibert`s Attempt To Write A Poem About A Fat Pig.

I like pigs, and wanted to write a poem.

Lots of pink circles ; wobble rings ,

a steadfast porcine ; air holes and soft haired ears;  ready to bite.

Chops, two legs for a cast iron pot; sugar skin ; a baby.

A tail and private bits ; scrabbble buttocks ; a s**t maschine.

More of the same , but not quite -

the sound and the smell

an insulted oink from a warm-nosed banger 

a noble creature indeed. 

Reviews

[Larry Dyson]

lively and fun..a good explorative write!

[Valentine]

No more ham or bacon for me..heck no pork chops either..valentine

[LA Lorena]

I should not have read this before breakfast, as I am suddenly craving bacon and eggs. ;)

[Coyote Song]

What a delightful poem! It has a happy feel to it even though it talks about pigs as yummy food to eat! Very fun and enchanting. Impressive job!

[Wolf's Dark Song]

Very enjoyable poem! It is rather a fun one, I couldn't help but grin as I read this!

[Tina Kline]

Fantastic poem! Very creative! I really love it!!!!

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Hehehe, what a topic!!!
so refreshing to read :))

[Circe]

love this poem... very charming actually.. the funny side, as pigs have their sense of humour too... who would not admire that, intelligent creatures for sure. thanks for sharing this one!

[Claire Twinn]

Lots of cute and original thoughts about pigs, I love your phrases: 'sugar skin, scrabble buttocks'. As a vegetarian and felllow pig lover I feel sorry for the poor pig being chops and bacon though!!

[Nautili]

lol....Wilbur would love this; he was a very noble pig indeed....and Babe, too. We used to raise pigs for ourselves but I hated when we had to send them off to be killed; you do get attached to them when you have had them since they were tiny.