Those were the fleeting thoughts of
fancy that I noticed the next morning, but thankfully they were
fuzzy-enough for me to forgive their existence among my other morning
revelations. An example of such intelligent notation of my
surroundings related to my coffee machine, which refused to give me
any magical black substance that gets people moving in the morning.
My second revelation was that I was late for work. I decided that I
might as well use up the last of my vacation, and sick, days and keep
myself out of a stressful environment for a little while longer in
order to procrastinate. And so, once more, I retracted into my cave
for some more rest to counter my lack of a certain dark substance
that would have prevented me from doing so.
I awoke at 3:45pm; at which point I
showered, shaved, and showed a fair amount of animosity towards the
looming mountainous mass of dishes which I had to conquer. Thus, I
waged war and found victory against the dreaded chores of a civilized
bachelor. At this juncture I found the best waste of my time would be
to see how long it would take, talking with him, for my sanity to
flee.
As I pulled up to the black building; something told
me to go back and run the other way. These emotions were completely
unfounded though, because everything was as it should be. The only
thing that drew me to that conclusion, originally, was the building's
color and attitude from the outside. Surface-level appearances mean
almost nothing. When I entered the building I was greeted by staff at
the front of the house; they were just as fake and cheerful as I had
expected. I was given a visitor's badge, since I knew the CEO, it was
easy to convince the people at the counter to allow me access to the
rest of the building. As I trotted up the stairs I noted that they
were oddly shallow. The stairs went up several flights, didn't have
railings, and on top of that they were slightly crooked. It became
distracting after a while as I lifted my feet too high only to find
that the next step was smaller than I had calculated causing a brief
moment of panic at each step. As I brushed past people going along
the staircase I also noticed that the people were paying very close
attention to the stairs when going down. I wasn't at all surprised
though because if you tripped on your way down, then you would end up
face-planting in the lobby after a considerably long tumble down.
When I reached the end of the first
flight of stairs; nothing seemed familiar. The workers were all
buzzing about, and everything seemed normal, but the cube-field of
offices looked different than they had the day before. One of the
things that I noticed first was the fact that people were working and
moving at a normal pace. This was the exact opposite from the floor
where he was dwelling, which was chaotic with just the slightest look
of panic and confusion, instead this place seemed oddly normal. As I
walked around I saw a bunch of trinkets lining the cookie-cutter
setup in each worker's cubicle. Some people had pictures of their
kids, or some little random home-made goodies, and someone even had a
miniature television in his office. As I passed by I noticed
something really strange, and it was that the numbers on the cubicles
and offices were all out of order. You would see a 213 office
directly adjacent from a 53 or a 876. While this was a bit of a
surprise at first; I didn't think too much about it because it seemed
to fit the style of the man in charge. This pattern proceeded with
the next floors, but things got substantially worse on each floor.
More chaos, more demand, more confusion. Then it all stopped.
When
I reached floor 53 everything stopped. There were no cube-shaped
masses scattering the floor, and there were fewer employees on this
floor than any of the previous floors, but everything here still
seemed just as tense as I had expected form the pattern. The lights
were off, but the windows were open, and the few remaining people
were still hustling around the room. The only differences between the
people on this floor, that weren't based on appearance or rank, were
the changes in tone. They all exerted a kind of confidence that
muffled the chaos. I could tell that these people were the managers,
and the bosses, and the engineers working in the background to keep
the company running. This floor was for the unpopular few who did
their job for the success of the company; congratulating themselves
with only self-respect and black coffee. They are the muscle behind
the figure-head of the company, and the intellectuals that steer it
to it's success, but they are also the most under-appreciated of the
workers. I never found my way back to floor 53 ever again.
The
next 6 floors were all desolate and empty. Not a human on the
horizon. Then I reached what I thought would be the last floor. Floor
60 was, by far, the most hidden and closed off room in the building.
The stairs leading up to it were a challenge all on their own, and
the elevator going up stopped 10 floors back. The stairs were a
hazard because of all the dust they had collected over the years with
only a few footprints leading up. I wanted to turn around and shuffle
back to the elevator that led down. Then something caught my eye. The
green wall-paper that I so hated. An entire larger room on this floor
appeared to be colored in it. I could tell because it was brighter
than the light being emitted from the functioning electrical lamps
above my head. I could see a few flickering tongues of lime-green
creeping around the white corners, and my hatred for that blinding
nuisance drove me right to it. I wanted to tear it from the walls.
When I reached the source I realized that it was, in fact, not his
office. The door was locked, but it was just open-enough to find my
way in. It was chaos. Papers were strewn across the room as if
someone has been rushing through processes and forgetting what he
left behind. There were pieces of technology scattered around the
room. Random contraptions were shelved or thrown about. Prototypes
were huddling together in a pile on the floor; while more-finished
products were haphazardly placed around the room. A few started to
look like HMDs (head mounted displays) along with some peripherals
that probably worked with them. I was so captivated by the disaster,
that I had not noticed when he walked in.
There were bags
under his eyes, and his posture was closer to that of a depressed
vulture. His hands lay raggedly at his sides, and he glanced angrily
at me but seemed to be at a loss of words at the moment. His hands
were covered in pencil led and oil, and he looked more withered than
usual. I was shocked to see him, but I didn't know if I was supposed
to speak or not. He said two words: "get out." And I could
tell, by the look on his face, that he didn't want to explain
anything currently. He called Kassie to escort me out of the building
after he entered the room.
She had a look of urgency,
frustration, anger, fear, and a few other emotions I couldn't
pinpoint when she came and got me. We walked silently down the stairs
at a surprising rate that I could only assume was to put distance
between us and him. No time was wasted getting out of the building.
We walked through the lobby, after riding down the elevator, and ran
out the door.