Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

Something goofy that got stuck in my mind a few minutes ago and now, it is stuck in yours! Proves how evil I am. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Legion Inc.

(I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

 

 

I'm so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll wake up a sleeping baby.

I'm so evil.

I'll drive an insane man crazy.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

I'm so evil,

Like Brittany Spears back when she was with Justin.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower.

I'm so evil.

I'll save all the weeds and stomp on the flowers.

-He's so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel.

I'm so evil,

Like Paris Hilton acting for real.

-So, so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man.

I'm so evil.

I'll turn out the lights while you're in the can.

-'Cause he's so evil.

-Yea, nothing but evil.

I'm so evil,

Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe.

I'm so evil,

Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day.

-He's so evil.

-100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I write musicals with no music at all.

I'm so evil.

I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls.

-So very evil.

-Yep, wicked evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll send out party invitations without the date and the time.

I'm so evil.

I'll do something nasty to my back-up singers after this line.

-Cause he's so.... wait, what?

 

Yea, cause I'm so evil.

So freakin' evil.

Muwahahahaha!

 

Here's my card.

 

Legion

15Feb09

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Yea, I know. It's goofy.

Reviews

[Tabitha Dings]

Lol. Adorable! I loved it. So cute... and witty. Just.. adorable. Wait I said that already. You may have a future working with Weird Al. Which is not an insult because I find a lot of his songs are very hilarious. Of course I'm a rather corny person. So. You might not even want to get this review from me. But yeah. Liked the poem a lot. Bt

[Salvatore Buttaci]

Good song! Now I'll be singing "I'm so evil" all day, trying hard to get the song out of my mind before it attracts a neighborhood demon to jump in my skin and possess me!

[StrawberryDream]

Hahaha thank you for the recommendation! :D
I loved this part:
"-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil."
Had me giggling! Thanks for sharing!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

haha.. I think of the song "Am I Evil" that Metallica covered when reading this...

I'm so evil,
Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe.
I'm so evil,
Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day.

very funny stuff... I love flushing the toilet during showers too.

[Sean M. Addams]

very funny piece.... you definitley got a laugh out of me.... i'll have to come back and read this again sometime if i'm having a bad day.... nice job on this...

[Brjden (Bridge-Den) Cre..]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

I'm so evil.
I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower.
I'm so evil.

I'm done!!!!

[octane143]

Hahahahaha! Man I needed that! Frickin' hilarious! I now have this picture of you scribbling like crazy with 10 different colored crayons on Granny's walls! I'll save ya a seat in hell my friend^^

[A.R. Freeman]

Hilarious

[Robert Francis Callaci]

funny and dare I say evil... The guys in hell send there regards- a wickedly funny piece...


my warmest
bob

[Wolfwind Words]

ROFL! That was to good! Ha ha ha! Like some cheesy 80's home made rock video! I could just imagine the big hair and how the back up singers would lean it to say their line, having fake smiles on their faces!

The ending was completely wicked! I loved this!

OH what a good laugh!

Aaron