Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

Something goofy that got stuck in my mind a few minutes ago and now, it is stuck in yours! Proves how evil I am. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Legion Inc.

(I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

 

 

I'm so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll wake up a sleeping baby.

I'm so evil.

I'll drive an insane man crazy.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

I'm so evil,

Like Brittany Spears back when she was with Justin.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower.

I'm so evil.

I'll save all the weeds and stomp on the flowers.

-He's so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel.

I'm so evil,

Like Paris Hilton acting for real.

-So, so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man.

I'm so evil.

I'll turn out the lights while you're in the can.

-'Cause he's so evil.

-Yea, nothing but evil.

I'm so evil,

Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe.

I'm so evil,

Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day.

-He's so evil.

-100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I write musicals with no music at all.

I'm so evil.

I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls.

-So very evil.

-Yep, wicked evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll send out party invitations without the date and the time.

I'm so evil.

I'll do something nasty to my back-up singers after this line.

-Cause he's so.... wait, what?

 

Yea, cause I'm so evil.

So freakin' evil.

Muwahahahaha!

 

Here's my card.

 

Legion

15Feb09

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Yea, I know. It's goofy.

Reviews

[Tabitha Dings]

Lol. Adorable! I loved it. So cute... and witty. Just.. adorable. Wait I said that already. You may have a future working with Weird Al. Which is not an insult because I find a lot of his songs are very hilarious. Of course I'm a rather corny person. So. You might not even want to get this review from me. But yeah. Liked the poem a lot. Bt

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Hey that's a devilish write lol ..

I liked these lines:

"I'm so evil.
I write musicals with no music at all.
I'm so evil.
I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls."

You captured those images so well .. all these little things we do can be considered as 'evil'

Nice write!

[Fabian G. Franklin]

I guess you can't stop a pig from being a ham. I'll bet you're a criminal too; one of those people who pulls tags off of pillows that say " Do not remove under penalty of law" lol What do those back up singers look like?

[[Dark]]

lol!! i love it! its so funny! i loved the tune/rythem/beat or watevr of it. and i like the ending.

I'll doing something nasty to my back-up singers after this line.

-Cause he's so.... wait, what?

lol. this is great. -ur so evil -ur so evil

im so favorting this!

[Gandré]

And this was an eccentric poem and i loved it; society needs eccentrics, we don't have enough of them. To me they are the salt in soup. And society needs celibrities, they keep the hopmogenity in humanity, people dream and wish to be one (that's why facebook and myspace, etc are popular; and when celebrities got smashed my tragedy like Amy winnehouse - then people love to read about and think, their tragedies or unfortunity is less dramatic than Amy's ...

I love the irony and playfullness of this piece.

Thanks for reading my newest poem plus words!
Best,
Lg

[Spit_and_Prayers]

This is well, delightfully evil Legion. It's nice to see a light-hearted musical-esque poem in these dark times."I'll drive and insane man crazy" just brilliant. Well you know I love your work.

[Dietrich von Crowe]

This was actually pretty creative, haha. Good humor with creativity equals an appreciated piece of work! I could imagine a little beat going along with this as i read it haha.

[Helen Woodward]

Siddown, have a cigar, you're gonna go far!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's original, I'll give it that and I actually chuckled chuck!
But you can do much better than this...I didn't know William Shattner had a toupe? What a let down that is...
Cheers,
Helen :-(

[TL Boehm]

I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower
oh that is LOW! Seriously though - everytime I do it to my fam....I snicker....perhaps I am secretly evil too. Great little moment of 'goofiness' and we all need a moment sometimes.

[Ladysue]

Yes, LOL..it put a smile on my face. Very entertaining indeed!!!!

[Last Lying Look]

hahaha!
I like it!
Very entertaining!
I think you succeeded 100% because if songs & poetry aren't for entertainment, than what are they for?
Great work.
-Elissa :)