Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)A Poem by LegionSomething goofy that got stuck in my mind a few minutes ago and now, it is stuck in yours! Proves how evil I am. MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)
I'm so evil. -Yea, he's so evil. I'm so evil. -Yea, 100% evil. I'm so evil. I'll wake up a sleeping baby. I'm so evil. I'll drive an insane man crazy. -He's so evil. -He's so evil. I'm so evil, Like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. I'm so evil, Like Brittany Spears back when she was with Justin. -He's so evil. -He's so evil. I'm so evil. I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower. I'm so evil. I'll save all the weeds and stomp on the flowers. -He's so evil. -Yea, 100% evil. I'm so evil, Like Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel. I'm so evil, Like Paris Hilton acting for real. -So, so evil. -Yea, he's so evil. I'm so evil. I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man. I'm so evil. I'll turn out the lights while you're in the can. -'Cause he's so evil. -Yea, nothing but evil. I'm so evil, Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe. I'm so evil, Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day. -He's so evil. -100% evil. I'm so evil. I write musicals with no music at all. I'm so evil. I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls. -So very evil. -Yep, wicked evil. I'm so evil. I'll send out party invitations without the date and the time. I'm so evil. I'll do something nasty to my back-up singers after this line. -Cause he's so.... wait, what?
Yea, cause I'm so evil. So freakin' evil. Muwahahahaha!
Here's my card.
Legion 15Feb09
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Added on February 16, 2009Last Updated on January 27, 2011 AuthorLegionNowhere near a BBQ pit!AboutI write about various topics. Mostly I write poetry/songs. I took my screen name from a concept album/epic poem I wrote years ago titled "Legion's Legacy: Tales of the Damned" which was inspired by .. more..Writing
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