She Likes Poultry

Something fun I was goofing around with. But I hope if I ever become famous for my writing that people don't consider this the pinnacle of my work. LOL

 

 

 

She Likes Poultry

 

 

 

My gal she lieks dat poultry

Always readin up on da stuff

Books an ledders frum lubbers

She jest cant git enuff

Shookspare wid his

Rumao an Julia

And Darndes Inburno

She says will do ya

Bud her favoright

Ov all dat poultry

Is wun wridden

By her won an onlee

 

Sew take dat all you

Wridders ov poultry

Wid ur witz and ur wurds

Hur hard belones

Two me onlee

Cause mie poultry makes us lub burds

 

Legion

30June08

Author's Note

Seriously, I hope it's not my pinnacle. :)

Reviews

[Angelheaded Hipster]

This is cute...a write from a love struck illiterate guy. I had a smile on my face at the end of the write, and you know...it says a lot....its not the words, well, it is the words, but its also how they are portrayed.

Its the message, no matter how badly misspelled.

[Brian]

Freaking awesome. If 'tis your pinnacle, you could do worse. "Wee sleekit, tim'rous beastie..."

Also, I couldn't quite phoeneme "And Darndes Inburno". Dante's Inferno?

[Legion]

Correct. Thanks for the review.

[Andrew Leister-Frazier]

Oh my lurd. Ur a jeanious! U! sofened my hart and made me laff.

[Kaara]

omgomgomg.. i love dialect poetry! I cracked up once I got to the bit about "Shookspare"... freaking awesome!

[BLBrown]

Ahhhhh, very funny. At first I really thought she was a chicken fan. Great humor in a very creative way. I lub poultry too!!

[Cathy Wattam]

This is so your pinnacle........be proud, be ready for the men in white coats......

I'm just kidding. 'Tis a fuyne piss a poultry.

[Zatoichi]

Sometimes I miss Booger Holler but your writing takes me home. Z

[DC Gentleman]

Very creative... did wuz ussome..

great work

[Tabitha Dings]

Ha ha. Cute. That seems to be all I say about funny poems. They're cute. Heh. Well. What else do you want me to say? Huh? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!! Oh, sorry. Got a bit carried away. *clears throat*

[Plexiglass]

Great title. I looked at it four times and it just made read it. And I was very pleased. You do a very good job here planning around with language and its a surprising and funny poem. Its one where you could make fun of the speaker of the poem but that just seems slightly mean spirited to me. Besides what would he care, he's got true love. Good work.