WHAT DID YOU SAY?

wrote in april early 90's... inspired by the cab dispatcher at work... what the hell did he say??

What did you say?

I hear you talking but

I can't understand what you said

The words are jumbled

Please, can I have a cookie?

Is that a bobcat or just a lazy tongue

Or a new way of speakin' ?

Please enunciate, e-nun-ci-ate 

and don't eat your words

Could you say it more clearly

Try just a little harder but don't bite your tongue

I need some clarification so I'll know

What it is, that you mean

Speak up ~~ I can't hear you

What? What did you say?

Could you repeat, repeat ...

Would you say it again slowly

DUI, what did you say?

CIA, SPCA, NCAAP, LOL, WTF, WSF, WSM,

OH me oh my,, I'm a fool for ...

A*****e? I am not.. I just can't grasp 

Your words of wisdom are mumbled in a puddle ...

What did you say?

©2009LLR 337P

Reviews

[Bare trees]

This reminds me of some of the younger crowd that comments on my stuff from another site. They do all that shorthand crap and I have to look it up to figure out they respected it or something. I can barely hear the guy on the train when he talks over the speakers too. It sounds like he talking into a metal pale.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I found this quite funny... some people feel they need to use fancy words to seem important when they probably don't even understand themselves.

[deeps]

This is so wonderful here i like your 5th line from the bottom there clever and cute. Very creative and well written.