TURKEY BULL-U-BASE -- THANKSGIVING TURK-ITES SAGA

inspired by Turkeygate 2008 ... A VP turkey hopeful

 

 

 

TURKEY BULL-U-BASE

 

 

TOM broke his neck while watchin' Palin speak

 

Standing on his head in a pail of blood, oh so bleak

 

Of course, Palin was oblivious or so she says

 

Now Wolfie, he howls "She'll pay one of these days".

 

 

She jabbers on about all the brutal politics she'll face

 

While she sips from her cup full of turkey bull-u-base

 

Her smile so bright, it could definitely kill & maim

 

Oh you betcha, is her fortune and silly claim to fame

 

 

Oh dear, do you hear that click between her lips?

 

Oh where is her rifle, she wonders as she takes 100 sips

 

Oh Tommy, now a zombie will get his sweet revenge

 

If Palin, chokes and slaughters on her turkey eating binge

 

 

Oh Palin, you're a sailing into "forever" Turkeygate

 

You bulldog, you're no Maverick, thank God, you don't even rate.

 

So Tom forgive the media for Palin's foreground mug

Time will tell when she turns into a pug

 

©2009 112509 248P

Author's Note

having fun with turkeys...

Reviews

[Nautili]

This was so good! I am not a Palin fan myself, and my best friend adores her! When asked what would make her a good presidential candidate recently in an interview her well thought out, articulate answer was because she is not an ivy-league graduate! L.O.L, how does that make her qualified? It certainly does not and she is not!

[Jeffrey Crawford]

Fun Poem for Politicos (I am not one myself). The only thing I can say is that your syllables are a little off here and there in the rhyme scheme. If you stuck to a more structured scheme it would flow better.

[alan khan]

haha. so funny. i dont normally find poems funny. this was fun to read. nice work.

[cest la vie]

Bravo!!!

This is wonderfu, witty, and actually dead on accurate!!!
I love your edgy way of writing..
Great!!