How To Date An Insecure Girl

Tell her that she’s perfect all the time

And don’t stop just because she says “I don’t believe you”

Cook her all her favourite foods that she won’t eat anymore

Because she thinks she’s too fat

And remind her that Buddha looked like a beach whale

But he is still worshipped by millions of people

Hold her hand every time you go out

And don’t allow her to let go when it starts to get sweaty

When you catch her putting make up on in the morning

Grab the eyeliner pencil out of her hand and snap it in half

And tell her that she doesn’t need any beauty products

Because she is already beautiful

When you are about to make love

Don’t let her get away with leaving her shirt on

And caress her body so tenderly and lovingly

Show her that you adore every inch of her temple

Afterwards, lay down with her for a while and hold her shaking body

Look deep into her eyes and tell her that you love her

And when she starts to cry,

Don’t get mad because it’s the third day in a row that it’s happened

Put your arm around her and ask her what’s wrong

And when she murmurs “I don’t deserve you”

Kiss her harder than a cop slams a criminal against a car

And say to her

“You are the best thing in my life”