Robotic Love

You're living in 2090, and you fell in love over the internet with a guy, and you found out that he was a robot. What will your reaction be?

Hmmm well let’s see if Gary has left a message. I know all my friends think I’m crazy they all say, “Katie you don’t know who this guy is he might be some 50 year old man just crying out for attention or worse some 18 year old crack addict who has nothing else to live for part from internet dating rooms.” But to be honest with you I think they are all overreacting I mean come on you hear some stories about the horrors of internet dating online and suddenly you’re the expert. I think not. Anyway the way my luck is with men  I think the 50 year old man and the crack addict sounds a lot better than the other dudes I have been with. I love Gary. I know I’m probably only saying this due to the caffeine I just had,  but I do I really think I might love this guy.  I mean he has a good job and has the dreamiest of eyes. You know what let’s shove it in their faces; I’m going to meet Garry in person and I’ll show that that he looks exactly like his photo and the weirdoes they think he is just utter nonsense.

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Well it took ages but I finally got Gary to come out with me. I’m not sure why, I mean we have been talking to each other for years and I mean come on I put my best picture on. Maybe that’s why he probably why he didn’t want to come as he thinks that I’m some middle age s**t with nothing else to do with her time than chat up lonely men. Which I’m not!  But come if I was a s**t I wouldn’t be spending my time on dating rooms I would be out there getting men. Give me some credit, seriously. He also told me to expect some big surprise. I wonder what that is. I bet he’s gay. That’s what happened with the last dude I dated.  Before I know it I hear my name…..

“Kat-ie” It sounds very low pitched and he spaced out my name a lot. I slowly turn my head behind me to see what horror god ahs put me with this time. Then I see him. He looks familiar some how but never mind that, the dude not only a f*****g robot!

“Oh my god! You’re a robot! That’s just sick! Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Like say umm HELPING MANKIND!!!!” I kind of shouted that last part.

“I-Want-ed-To-Meet-You.” God this dude speaks like a freak of nature.

“And why would you want to do that for? I don’t know you?” Or did I because this dude does looks very familiar but I can’t figure out where I have seen him before.

“It’s-Me-David.” Hmmm David? Oh I remember him! He was one of the nice ones…till he left with no word. The one that one the broke my heart. Well now I see what I happened to him.

“How did this happen?”

“Well-I-Died-In-A-Car-Crash. But-I-Came-Back-As-This. It- Was-The-Only-Way-To-Save-Me.” Wow the poor thing I look at him and all the feelings I felt for him are still there. He was always my Prince. “A-Day-Has-Nev-er-Gone-By-Where-I-Have-Not-Loved-You.” Well you only live once, lets  screw life and I walk over and kiss my Robot prince. I wonder what my friends will say now…

Author's Note

Well this again was thanks to my prompts. I'm not really sure what i think of this but please tell me what you think. Also check out that picture i made :)

Reviews

[Nothing Personal]

Hoo Hoo. If you watch Big Bang Theory, Sheldon could be your Gary...It could be a mode of self preservation in the future...Good rom-com ish piece..

[PrincessZeldaWannabe]

Really random, but like!

[PaperHearts]

Hahaha, what a random write! I thought that this was a really humourous and fun story, and I found myself laughing as I read it. I liked the fact that you included the narrator's thoughts and feelings throughout the piece, as I felt that it added a real quirk to it. An interesting (to say the least. :P) concept with a strong sense of style. Nice work,
~PaperHearts

[Dream Slave]

I am rolling on the floor laughing and at the same time... I feel really nice and warm inside. I mean it is like that one blind date you would have with someone you were with all the way back in high school, but you lost all kind of contact with him so you are all like "Oh my god" when the person is in front of you and then everything clicks. Everything is like it was back then and it feels right.

[Laura]

I really like this, its funny and romantic :)

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LOL..well love comes in all different guises..reminds me of the song Computer Love (probably before your time)...but the idea is cute...you could have probably even used this as a premise of a novella...nice idea

[Kes]

What?!!! What a way to end it, Laura!!! You mad woman!
Oh, but it's beautiful! It's quite imaginative actually. I'm not sure if I'd have come up with this storyline (not that i'm that good anyway, but you know what i mean).
There are a couple of bits of puntuation missing - mostly in the first half - but I only let you know because i love you to pieces and want you to be the best you can possibly be at your writing, as i know how you love it. Just the little things.
I really love your writing style. Always just one thought after another.

[nono]

It's awesome, very unusually and that's why I love it. You went way out, and did something completely different. That's something amazing! I can't wait to read more of your writing. I enjoy the fact you thought outside the box!