roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red violets are blue

I can tell you are mad

so i made you fondue

i'll give you a back rub

and some pricey wine

so then you get drunk

(you'll be TOTALLY fine)

and when you knock out

I'll tuck you in snug

and I'll smash your head

over the bottle of wine and squish you like a little bug.

Reviews

[The Realist]

Whoa!! i almost fainted when i read the last ending :)
would that make us sadistic people if we enjoyed it??? :)
lol non the less i loved it......... completely unique.
cant wait for more Larry :)

[barleygirl]

WTF?!??!??! This might be the most unexpected poem EVER! I was feeling all warm & gooey, then you smash my face with your ferocious ending. What's weird is that I really love that ending. I love when a sloppy romantic poem is turned on its end. A steady diet of lovey foo-foo gets boring.