In My Opinion

It's all a matter of opinion

We all have one of these

We always have something to say

Even if no one else agrees

My wife says I don't have one

I have to ask her what to say

She thinks I'll say something stupid

She says, 'You're just made that way'

If we go to a fancy restaurant

She orders what food we'll eat

She tells me when I'm finished

And when to leave my seat

Even on our wedding day

Before I could say, 'I do'

She told the preacher, 'Of course, he does'

So I just mumbled, 'True'

If it sounds like I am henpecked

My wife says that's not true

She says to tell you, 'You're all wrong'

She doesn't tell me what to do

So be glad you're not in my shoes

A man who lives this way

The only words I'm allowed to utter

Is, 'Yes dear, whatever you say'

Well, I think I'll end this poem 

And try to get on with my life

But before I go, I want you to know

I probably better ask my wife

Reviews

[Celestial Witch Child]

Haha- cute. :3
In stanza two, line one correct to "says," instead of "say."

[Barbara Walker]

I hope you are publishing a book of your poems! Kudos, once again!

[Gomer LePoet]

LOL - another great one Whiskurz. sometimes I wish I could take that role and keep my mouth shut and out of trouble. :)