The Wedding Vow Curse

Have you ever had one of those days,

When nothing goes your way?

And the night is long with noises

Don't repeat what I'm about to say

You see my wife snores 

More than anyone I know

She even shakes the bed

Like a herd of buffalo

Sometimes even the neighbors 

Will call up and complain

They say it's just too much

And it's driving them insane

I've tried everything I know

But all I do is fail

She even registers a 4.0

On the earthquake richter scale

I even tried some duct tape

And wondered what would happen

She just laid there and kept on snoring

'Til the duct tape started flappin'

But I remember in my wedding vows

I said for better or worse

So I guess I'm gonna love her

And put up with this wedding vow curse

Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

A very fun poem to read. A loud person can make us crazy if they keep us awake. I like the story and the desire to fulfill the wedding vow. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Owlgirl]

Lovely poem! Great job! Great humor!

[G!o]

LOL. Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful.

[Pax]

hahaha,LOL, enjoyed it.. cute and inspiring. i heard somewhere that snoring is a sign of sickness but im not really sure about that.

[Celestial Witch Child]

Bahahaha! This is awesome! So cute! :3

[Barbara Walker]

The imagery of that duct tape flappin' had me rolling on the floor!

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LMAO! This was fun and encouraging that love can be so devoted :)))