My Feminine Side

My wife said to embrace my feminine side

So I thought I'd give it a whirl

And though I said I'll do my best

I don't make a very good girl

So I tried my hand at cooking

And now the chicken is crispy and black

The laundry was just my first attempt

And it almost broke my back

I even took a bubble bath

With candles on the side of the tub

But when I tried to shave my legs

The only thing left was a nub

And even though I must admit

I look pretty darn good in a dress

Those dadgum panty hose were cramping my style

As you can probably already guess

That make-up made me feel kinda funny

And made me look just a little bit weird

I think it clashed with the leftover breakfast

That was hanging out inside my beard

Now though it was fun to be a girl

It's something that I'll never repeat

Cause when my wife had to go pee

She forgot to raise the toilet seat

My wife said I made an ugly girl

And she laughed so hard she cried

She said she'd never ask me again

To embrace my feminine side

Reviews

[Barbara Walker]

This is hilarious! Great write! The imagery of the panty hose-YIKES!