The Dwarf Cult

A Funny Poem

Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

Are really not what they seem 

So stay far away from them

Or they'll put you on their team

They're really one of them doom's day cults

And Snow White is their leader

They'll do whatever she tells them to

And I hope you never meet her

They do that cult-like chanting

The one everybody knows

It's some kind of crazy singing

"Hi ho, Hi ho", you know how it goes

Even their names should tell you

That something's kinda creepy

Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Happy,

Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy

They stand out on the corner

And pass their leaflets out

Telling all who passes by 

What they're all about

They'll offer you an apple

And you'll think they're being kind

But all it takes is just one bite

And then they'll control your mind

Don't say I didn't warn you

If you do what I have feared

You'll find yourself 3 feet tall

And sporting a tiny beard