Bathroom Poetry

I learned to write my poetry 

From all those bathroom walls

I even learned about life

From those dirty little stalls

I think one was even written

By Mr Edgar Allan Poe

Wait!, well that might have said

David Allan Coe

One poem that I had found

Was actually scribbled in red

Of course I can't really repeat it

The things that poem said

Some were just so funny

They made me laugh real hard

I laughed until I cried

Or until my lungs were scarred

Here I sit so broken hearted

Was a poem that we made famous

But we never signed anyone's name

In case they tried to blame us

Now some say that bathroom poetry

Just isn't very well known

But you just can't help but read some

While you're sitting on the throne 

To pee or not to pee

I haven't made up my mind

But you have to admit that bathroom poetry

Is simply one of a kind