I'm having a baby - how will I handle pain?!

A quick ditty I wrote, tongue in cheek

Having a baby?
My God, no way
I'll never cope
Take it away!

Oh, you know I don't mean it
It's just that I'm scared..
I mean, I can't handle pain
I'm just not prepared!

I've heard that it's bad,
The birth, you know;
So I don't want to do it..
But I've no choice now...OH NO!,

Now it's 7 months later
And my baby is here;
It was a wonderful moment,
I had nothing to fear!

Of course i had pain
But it wasn't THAT bad;
I'd do it all again
And no, I'm definitely not mad!