The Definition

Fa·ther·hood,

Noun,

The state of being a father.

Fa·ther,

Noun,

A man who gives care and protection to someone or something.

Dad,

Noun,

One’s father.

Dad·dy,

Noun,

The oldest, best, or biggest example of something.

Sperm Donor,

Noun,

A man who is the father of a woman's child or children, but no longer has a relationship or has a hostile relationship with the woman, and is typically uninvolved with the children as well.

Man·hood,

Noun,

The state or period of being a man rather than a child.

Going through these definitions

You don’t qualify to be called Father

Because you have never given care or protection to me or my sisters.

And since you don’t qualify for to be called Father,

You don’t qualify to be called dad either.

You don’t qualify to be called Daddy,

Because you are not the best example.

You don’t even qualify for Manhood,

Because you act like a child.

But you know what you do qualify to be called?

A sperm Donor,

Because you are a man who is the “father” of a women’s children,

And you have a hostile relationship with the women and her children.

Not to mention you are also not involved with us either.

So next time you decide you deserve to be told Happy Father’s Day,

I suggest you look up the definition.