How it seems

I was just messing around inside my head and here's what came out. Enjoy.

Life is not like a box chocolates and you need sugar to make lemonade. The grass is most likely dirt on the other side and if you wake up alone it's always on the wrong side of the bed. If you look too close the gift horse may just kick you in the face and you knew what you had when you had it you just wanted to see if it would come back when it left. A gallon of milk cost three dollars so if you spill it don't waste you tears because your pockets are already crying. You see, I am just here to to tell you how it seems not how it is. Today a play on words was acted out. I think you deserve a typing ovation.