1st Place Winner

Thanks so much. You love me....you really, really love me !!!

Once again

The winners were announced

And no one pounced

On my supposed 1st place win

 

Guess I’ll have to try

Again

To get noticed by you

To be the very 1st place

 

Winner

Of

Your

Contest

 

Though I tried my best

I’ll get no rest

Until your love of my writing

Is realized

 

Or else my thighs

Are gonna get BIG

And BIGGER still

 

Chocolate

 

Or else I’ll have to

Kill

That flower

Shaken so solemnly

 

Then alone

I’ll be

With my own

Geranium

Author's Note

Hahahahaha....all tongue in cheek, of course... If you don't get the ending, look up Rhapsody on a Windy Night by T.S. Eliot.

Reviews

[Wildecat]

This is a brilliant write, especaily liked the ending.

[The Outlaws' Song]

So perfect!! The same thoughts cross my mind each time i sign in a contest!! The end is brilliant!!!
Nice shot!!!

[Robert Luna]

LOL. You rock that was perfect. I love the ending so fitting to the whole piece. Truly this was such a breath of fresh air to read. I am so glad I got a chance to read this.


Well DOne!!!!!!

[Whispering Aspen]

This was very funny in a somewhat bittersweet way. I had to laugh, and yet I have been in the position of being both the unchosen and the one who must do the choosing, neither place is a very comfortable position to hold. I look forward to reading more of your work! Thank you for inviting me to read this.

[J]

LOL! The cynical tone of your writing cracks me up! Quite clever . . . and how shall we ever forget Sally Fields that year? I do wonder sometimes at the process utilized to determine contest winners ~ ?

Keep writing, my dear, this is a keeper! Enjoyed!

j

[The Elder Pine]

Clever my friend, great as always. You have realy style!

[THE BLACK SEAL]

LOL I think I know what you are talking about and it is hilarious...thx for sharing