The Greatest Poem Ever Written

"Truly, the greatest poem ever written" - Your Mother

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Author's Note

Truly, this is the hardest thing I have ever written. It took me 41 hours of vigorous note taking, sobbing in a corner, and molding my vision with my bare hands like REAL writer. Truly, this masterpiece transcends time and space.

I'm sure even my harshest critics would agree:

That this is my greatest work yet.

Reviews

[ale]

this cured me. so deep. Thank you

[Kane Hagwood]

Oh, of course, you're very welcome. Truly, this masterpiece can cure any aliment. Sometimes, I don't know where I draw the inspiration from.

Thanks for stopping by and humoring my shitpost of a poem, Ale :)

[Arundass TP]

Good work 👍 enjoyed well 👍

[Kane Hagwood]

Thank you for the review and stopping by, Arundass.

[living lavender]

outstanding work.
pure poetic genius my friend.
{bring back the alter boys!}

[Kane Hagwood]

"Bring back that alter, boys!"
No no no no no--you stop that! hahah.
I was inspired by a dear friend to write this masterpiece. I just hope people read the tags and don't actually think I'm serious.

[living lavender]

hahahaha - false alarm everyone...
i think you are genius. and your friend has good taste in font.
this poem is absolute fire.
{total amaze-balls}