The Thoughts in my Head

This is just a stupid little spiel I came up with when I was in the shower. It's weird because this isn't really a story so much as it is dialogue, so I figured "Stageplay" was a nice way of putting it... I guess....

My thoughts and emotions work in strange ways-- especially since I'm a teenager-- and it's weird, because each and every emotion or trait of mine seems to work as if each emotion were individual people. Whatever... I was bored ok?!?!?

 

 

 

Me: Eh... It was ok....

Happy: What do you mean it was ok?? Today was AWESOME!!!

Angst: I've seen better....

Ignorance: Sorry, I was zoned out; what are we talking about?

Anger: Oh, Ignorance, you're so freakin' clueless!

Angst: Umm, Duh!!

Ignorance: Why is everyone so mean to me?

Emo: The world is a hateful place; get out while you still can....

Logic: Ignorance, You're only picked on because you appear to annoy the rest of us-- seeing as how you never pick up on anything we talk about.... Plus, every sentence you say is always in the form of a question and they're just jealous because you take up, like, 90 % of Dianne's mind....

Envy: Uhh-- what do you mean they??

 

Ignorance: I say everything in the form of a question?

Leader: Ignorance, shut up. Envy, get a life. Emo, get your hair out of your face. Everyone knows I dominate this mind-- seeing as how I'M Leader!

Logic: Trust me, Leader, Coyness is bigger than you: you wouldn't know leadership if it slapped you in the face

Anger: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Leader: Hey, where is that guy, anyway?

Wise-a*s: Your mom

Logic: She didn't ask whether Coyness was her mom or not, Wise-a*s....

Emo: Quit it! I hate myself! KILL KILL KILL! OUT OF MY WAY--

Fear: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, WOMAN!

Emo: ... Thanks... I needed that.... I guess....

Psycho: *Munch-munch-munch*

Anger: Oh great, what are you eating?

Psycho: Pop-tart....

Fear: WHAT?!?! GIMME THAT--

Psycho: EEEE!!! MONKEY FEET!!!

Whine: Quit it, Fear!!! It's not like the pop-tart is gonna explode or something-- WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME????

Anger: For the love of goodness gracious, Whine, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Love: Why don't we talk about something more uplifting? Robert talked to you today; isn't he just the cutest??

Anger: Boys are a*s-holes!!!

Mormon: Pff! C'mon, Love, Uplifting is my middle name

Anger: You shut up!

Literal: No really, it is her middle name!

Tired: I'm bored....

Obsession: Runescape-- Zelda-- Horses-- LINK IS SO SEXY!!!

Lobito: Wanna know who’s really sexy??

Anger: What the-- Lobito?!?!? Dianne doesn’t have a Lobito-- WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!?!

Logic: That’s a random inexistent emotion who appears to have slipped out of her cage….

Mormon: DIANNE ISN’T MARRIED-- GO AWAY!!!

Sin: Aw, she can do whatever the hell she wants--

Logic: Yet another who has slipped out of their cage….

Mormon: Hey! First of all: Sin, you were SPECIFICALLY told to stay at least 100 feet away from me. Second: Lobito doesn’t actually exist--

Lobito: Hey, Ignorance, commere….

Fear: DON’T DO IT, IGNORANCE!!

Mormon: For my love of God!!!

Ignorance: Why?

Sin: She can do whatever she wants; go on, Ignorance, You know you want to….

Random: I like butter :P

Anger: Where the hell did all these weirdoes come from?!?!

Memory: I don’t remember….

Humor: Haha! Get it?? She’s memory, but she doesn’t remember!!

Anger: Shut the hell up, Humor, you’re so freakin annoying!!!

Memory: Oh Anger, wanna know what’s really annoying?

Anger: No!

Memory: Remember that time when Dianne--

Anger: NO-- D****T, SHUT THE HELL UP! CRAP, CRAP, CRAP--

Whine: Quit antagonizing Anger with bad memories-- uh-- MEMORY!!

Humor: HA!

Mormon: You’re making her cuss, stop it!!

Sin: Who cares?!?!

Mormon: God!

Sin: So?! That guy’s so--

Mormon: SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!!!

Memory: Haha, shun--

Humor: Shhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnuh…

Memory: Hehe, I love Charlie the Unicorn ^_^

Humor: You bet I do! :P

Obsession: I LOVE HORSIES!!!

Anger: We know you do-- QUIT POINTING IT OUT ALL THE TIME!!

Psycho: I wanna cookie….

Random: WAFFLES!!!

Love: Man I love that boy….

Ignorance: Who? What boy?

Love: You know who… Dianne’s Boyfr--

Logic and Mormon: HE’S NOT HER BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Sin: They need to just go out already!!

Mormon: Not until they’re sixteen!

Sin: Ugh, gosh Damn….

Me: Oh my gosh--

 

 

 

 

 

Logic: No offence, Envy....

“SHUT THE HELL UP!!!”

My eyes widened as I realized I yelled that out loud in front of my friend.

“What was that?!” He cocked his eyebrows.

 

His Logic: Gees, What a psycho; I can’t believe that’s your girlfriend--

 

“Shut up!” He said with clenched teeth.

 

 

 

 

 

Memory: so, Dianne, how was your day?

Author's Note

I know this story... thing... makes me come off as insane, but hey! It was in my head, and I just felt like writing down my thoughts... one... at... a time....

Reviews

[Charley Marseno]

Just the simple insanity in it made me laugh. We all have random thoughts expressed by different emotions/personality traits but I don't know anyone who has ever tried to express the inner workings of the mind this way.

I could see a short film developing from this. A girl assaulted constantly by random thoughts and try as she might she cannot seem to shut them up. But of course, it would have more of a comical essence to it.

[ColdSpiral]

Hilarious!
A great take on the stream-of-consciousness idea; well developed with the use of distinct, er, 'character aspects' ...I particularly like the manic pace of it all and the complete irrelevance of each character's tangent. And yeah, I can identify with that!
Once again, very entertaning!

[April Child]

LMAO oh this is too funny. This is brilliant, I love it. Feels good to let go huh?! I love the whole concept of your emotions all trying to take centre stage because sometimes that is exactly how it feels. Well done!